- I think you just shifted my market equilibrium
- You're stimulating my private sector
- Let's increase aggregate demand by tearing off those clothes
- Looking at you shifts my demand curve
- I'm just thinking about the production possibility frontier if we had a merger
- If I weren't so convinced of the Non-Aggression Principle, I'd consider a hostile takeover
- I'd like to seize your assets.
- Is that bottom on the open market?
- Do you read Rothbard on the first date?
- Do you support private ownership of the means of reproduction?
- I'm usually for fiscal restraint, but I just can't control my outlays around you
- That butt is a positive externality
- If you were the market, I'd like to be equilibrium, so I could lie at the intersection of your curves
- I oppose all regulations that would limit the supply of you.
- I really had a scarcity of you in my life until just now
- Want to go create some market anarchy in the bedroom?
- Buying that outfit did more than just make GDP grow...
26 December 2013
Creepertarian Pick Up Lines
For fun a few months ago I made up some "creepertarian"* pick up lines. They went over pretty well when I told people about them, so I thought I'd share.
